Polling the women
01 July 2004
Courtesy of that well respected mag Maxim, a poll asking what every chick secretly asks herself when she first starts dating a guy. How long should a guy wait to fart in front of you? (Any man *not* knowing the answer to this one when we start dating... well, let's just say it's quite possibly a non-coincidence that I'm single. Call me old fashioned.).
- Until he’s my boyfriend: 39%
- Forever, if at all possible: 34%
- At least until dinner’s over: 13%
- Until we live together: 12%
Comments
My notoriously chauvanistic uncle used to have a sign on his refridgerator that read:
"Women do not fart.
Women do not belch.
Women do not snore.
Therefore they must bitch or they will blow up."