Part 1 of ketchup
19 July 2004
Wow, look at me being all neglegent around here lately. 'N stuff. Sincerest apologies. Really. Though the break from my normal smart-assed mouth must have been nice, no?
Over the course of the past week I have:
- remembered that airlines, universally, feed nitrousoxide through the air vents to make passengers sleepy - but only until after liftoff
- pondered why when I walk in to a hotel room and immediately finish the 15 second tour, promptly turn my attention to the armoir so I can get shreik and hide eyesore called a TV from my line of sight; go whence from which you came oh foul servant (seriously, who DOES that?!)
- found myself nodding in agreement with my lesser known mental self over the subject matter of: All Morning Show DJs Everywhere Have The Same Radio Voice And A Female Sidekick
- counted my blessings that no one tried to pick me up on the flights; remembered to bring my intimidating persona with me this time; heh
- wondered why Will Smith is so over the top in his movies that I'm starting to think he's a .... robot... ha ha ha, I'm so funny
- actually *craved* a street hot dog; those vendors are evil weiner temptors
- kicked mucho video game and cribbage ass in the hizzouse
- covered myself in sand
- drank so much green tea I'm going to sprout leaves from my ears pretty soon
- decided I need a vacation from anything to do with HTML, CSS, Java, PHP, XHTML, Validation, or Accessibility (Javascript, you're on my list too)
- walked in to a set of glass doors in the foyer at work
... things to think about.
It's gonna be hot here this week... just so you know there *will* be some stripping of the nice-eh-ties.
Comments
Oh my Halcyon Horus -- you just said "evil weiner temptors ." I'm dyin' over here!!! You are one funny bizzatch!!
I personally love the smell of sausage (hu-huh) and sauerkraut that fills the air at 2AM in the streets of downtown Orlando. I guess those would be evil sausage solicitors?
Yes, your ill. Yes, I shouldn't really be taking the mickey; but hey, I'm sure I'm not alone in thinking the glass doors thing a tad amusing? Pleeease tell me you were reading or something when you did it and dropped the book, so that everyone looked around when it happened?
From: never done anything dumb in my entire life
Whats with the sand? Or is this a masochistic version of a mud pack?
Um, I have no good excuses re: the door thing. I was carrying tea and just totally walked in to the door. Tra la la per normal.