Jeremy Northam is secretly waiting for me
I have to out my dirty little secret. Everyone who knows me knows I'm the woman without a crush - without a crush going on something close to 2 years. But I LIED!!!!!!!!!!!! Jeremy Northam is my crush and he's absolutely delishious - please forgive me for hiding this little secret. I know not what I do.
Of course I've never met the man in person so I can only assume he's wonderful. To be fair, the amount of people I've crushed on has actually been in the negative numbers recently so this is a big step for me. Big. Huge. Monumentous.
Dear Jeremy,
Don't you think it would be lovely if we spent some time together, learning more about each other? If nothing else, we could meet up for some tea and discuss all things non-sensical (Minneapolis and its greenway can be, um, charming). Feel free to contact me whenever the moment (or my extreme beauty and wit) moves you.
Ever and always wanting to lick you,
~M
