This is how I feel right now: ( | )
See that? That's an ass. That's how I feel: like ass. Let's recap, shall we? Landed myself in hospital, slept 95%+ each day for 3 days, completely behind on packing and started to realize how much needs to be done so busted ass the entire weekend to pack up and clean entire apartment, got home from work last night and had shitload more cleaning to do, and today I wore new shoes to work -- which is 'girl' for "My Feet Really Fucking Hurt Right Now And I'm Limping Around The Apartment Like A Turnip."
Seriously men, do you have ANY idea what we women go through just to look nice? The art of the New Shoes is something that can't be taught, it's a very delicate language acquired and passed down through generations of shoe adorning women.
Scenario: Woman 1 meets Woman 2 at party. Woman 1 says to Woman 2, "I *love* your shoes! Where did you get them?!"
What Woman 1 really wants to say is, "The pain you must be feeling in those freakishly cute contraptions must be acute. I empathize with your plight to make the world a prettier place one foot at a time -- someone has to do it. Keep up the good work!"
In other news, I am a font whore. You will be able to reach me at font rehab in the upcoming weeks: The Font Haus. I truly apologize to my family for the embarrassment this must bring to our name.
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Without sounding too gay, I know that Steven Madden's are harder to break in than say Kenneth Cole's Reaction line, although Kenneth's regular line is worse than Stevie's and that Doc Marten's are still the worst of all.
Sadly I've dated girls who don't have as big a shoe fetish as I do...
just a suggestion, but if your feet hurt because you walked to work in new shoes, had to wear them all day, then walk home in them, why not wear
"walking shoes" for your trek, and just wear new shoes at work. How much walking do you do there?
OMG -- That's JUST what I told her!! All those *other* walking-to-work-in-the-city gals have a pair of comfy shoes for traveling and cute shoes for inner-office activities. Ms. Andrews insists that one must look cute ALL the time and not just in the office. Her podiatrist thanks her for this view.