HER: Dood, you should have gotten your package by now!
ME: I never check my slot anymore these days, but I'm sure that it will just get shoved in. How big is the package?
HER: Oh, about 11 inches.
ME: Because if it's too big they won't be able to stick it in.
HER: What happens when the package is too big for your slot?
Real conversation had last night. It wasn't until AFTER the conversation that I realized what had just happened and laughed myself so silly that my stomach hurt.