Dear Gmail,
Let me begin by letting you know that I think you're an inspiration to provider's everywhere. What with your generous 'giving', I'm not sure anyone else could live up to your precedent. Even if you *are* only in beta.
However.
I must broach the subject: Why is every *other* gmail user getting literally dozens or more invites and I am getting none? I love you and nurture you and what do I get in return?
Don't even *think* about responding with the token "I give you 1000 MB" card. You give that to everyone.
Am I not special? Is it my perfume? Is there something in my teeth? I'm all about honesty so if we could get this taken care of straightaway that would be spectacular. Mmmkay?
Many Thanks,
~Ms. Sopheava
PS, Let me remind you that I only need 1 invite. *One*. For the love of all that's holy, I'm starting to get impatient. My friend is very cute, very single, very impressionable, and could do with some huge hardware. Do. Your. Worst.
PPS, Does it need to be pointed out you don't even have FOLDERS? My inbox is starting to look like the place where emails went to die.
PPPS, And your gui - well, let's just say that I will hold my tongue on the ickyness that is your gui if you send me the invites. We do *not* need to go there.
Comments
ok, now your starting to sound desperate and lets face it, cool people never get desperate.
It's sad but after a day and a half of using it, I have 2 emails including one that is the welcome message from Google.
I don't think I'm going to fill my Gb anytime soon.
Poor Steve... I think he needs a gmail buddy. Hey -- maybe Google will come up with an online dating system next! Then we can all join and get TONS of gmail!!
I am happy to say that because of my new dear friend, Joe, and the batting eyelashes of Ms. Sopheava, *I* now have gmail. I would like to be more excited about this, BUT...
as soon as I signed up, the freaking server went down }:(
Assholes.