her: We're a lot like men, our energy that is - the way we handle shit. People in general don't respond well to women who's energy 'flows the wrong way.'
me: No shit. So what does that mean about the kind of guys that are attracted to us?
her: ...That they're gay.
me: ha ha ha
me: No really... what kind of man wants to date a chic that is too independent for her own good?
her: True, true...
her: Oooh, I know! The kind of guy that will giggle say stuff like, "Women will be women" when we throw plates at their head. Everyone just needs to understand that.
me: ROTFLMAO!
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Either that or you need to find a man so selfish that he doesn't care how you act. Then you can be however you wish. Or at least that's my idea on finding a woman who can tolerate me.
But then again, you all know how well *that* idea is working for me...
Selfish won't quite cut it since he *also* needs to worship the ground that we walk on, spoil us rotten, and know what to say and do without ever having to be told. Nope... definitely can't be selfish... this guy needs to be from another planet I think.
Another planet? He sounds like he needs to be from a completely difference plane of existence. Or maybe it's just us from the other plane.