I know, it's very boring to read about the weather. But it's my blog, dammit, and I can write about it if I want to!
First things first. The sun is completely fucking with my internal clock. Now when I say 'fucking', I mean that in the most literal sense of the word. I'm quite enjoying this little rendezvous thing we got goin' on every morning at 6am. Why does it make me so fucking happy - I don't know. I almost make myself wanna throw up. And of course, my plants like it too (don't ask).
Second. It (keeping with our theme here) climaxed at 71 degrees today. SEVENTY ONE! Bring in the emergency squads cuz I might have an toe-mergency on my hands. It has officially been since... um...er, well... I hate to say it, but eight months since I've had my last pedicure. Good god, sandal season is almost upon us and I need to be prepared. *making mental note to self to quit being such a nerdling and to start being even *more* of a prima donna - that's right, I'm in IT now so I can officially call myself a 'prima donna'*
Third. What's third?
Winter - SEE YA! Don't let the door hit your big ass on the way out! Its been miserable while it lasted. Aurevoir. Ciao.
Now... if those geniuses at the computer companies could figure out a way for me to take my wireless laptop to the park or the greenway THEN I might be in business!
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Aye!! EIGHT months??? Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take a little trip this weekend to the nearest day spa and get a COMPLETE foot makeover.
THEN, go and buy yourself some ultra tingly, super yummy smelling foot lotion (make sure it contains tea tree oil) to maintain the softness and beauty that is to become your feet. YAY!!! Summer, sandals, and sundresses are headed your way!!
Wait, weren't you a prima donna even before you moved over into IT?
That and I wish the computer geniuses at *OUR* company would hurry up and get us all unwired so we could do our work from say, the park next door.
Ok - clicking on your embedded hyperlinks is like finding secret passageways in Mario Brothers... I, II, or III... it's a mini adventure... you don't know where you'll be transported or the funky shiz that will appear on your screen. I still can't get over the picture of the Grecian... he was ridiculous... You KNOW what I'm talking about...