Another one of those survey thingies - hu huh, I said 'thingy'

08 April 2004

WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Margaret Elizabeth

BIRTHDAY? 21st of October

LIVING ARRANGEMENT? Yes, I live, thank you very much

WHAT BOOK(s) ARE YOU READING NOW? 'Pantone Guide to Color', 'Making and Breaking the Grid: Graphic Design', 'Restaurant at the End of the Universe'

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? you would think a graphic designer would have a very cool answer for this - something on the cutting edge of technology? no. A gorgeous piece of art? no. I, er, actually do not have a mousepad. At work I use a leather one my father gave me as a present.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Pay Day (still giving Cranium a shot)

BABIES? Ok, heed these words and heed them well. I only like the sound of this word if it's coming from my lover's mouth as he affectionately calls me this pet name. For example, "Ah baby, you look FINE today!" or "Baby, here's the credit card"

FAVORITE SOUNDS? little birdies, almost anything coming out of my MP3 player, purr of a kitten (and the purr of something else, if you know what I mean)

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? I would have an answer for you if I ever kept my phone turned on... go away

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? rarely drive anymore these days (my car thinks I broke up with it we see each other so little), but when I do - yes - there is no dawdling

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? nope

STORMS, COOL OR SCARY? Let's be honest - the first 20 times I filled out this survey this question was cool... but I have NEVER read someone's responses and seen a 'scary' in place. Personally, this question should die a painful questionnaire death in the pits of fiery hell!!!!!!! Tea, anyone?

WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? 1992 Olds Cutlass Calais - Maroon

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Currently of the 'Screaming Blue Mimi' Martini variety

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? who doesn't? "x-tra butter on that one if you please"

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR WHAT WOULD IT BE? platinum blonde

EVER BEEN IN LOVE? I always love - there's no falling out of love with myself and the infinite beauty of the universe (quick, call the SAP police - we have a live one on our hands!!!!!)

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? well this all depends on the situation - If I'm drinking out of it then it's half empty. If I'm pouring myself a new drink and it gets to that point then it's half-full

FAVORITE MOVIES? jesus christ my head hurts from making all these decisions, I feel like a broken record. No favorite movies, but a few I watch regularly include... eh, I'll get back to you on that one after I check my DVD collection

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? mounting board (huh huh, I just said 'mount'), books I'm currently reading

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 36

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? ballet - anyone who wishes to battle it out with me on whether ballet is really a sport will get their asses served to them on a silver platter

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? the sweet sounds of nerdling developers behind me clicking away at their keyboards

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? consumed: green tea (in progress); ate: pizza

HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? brilliant - and I should know, I have the sweetest desk in the entire company right in front of the windows :-)

LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? good goddess its been so long since I've talked to anyone on the phone I don't even remember. Keira maybe?

THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? who the fuck are we kidding - I notice their body. Shallow, order for one. Check please.

HOW ARE YOU TODAY? since you asked.... I just got my period and I'm slightly bitter about. Hey guys, let me come over so I can give you a HUGE, GAPING open wound. And THEN I'm going to *keep* that miserable wound open for 7 days so I can watch it bleed profusely. Additionally, I'm going to come over and do it EVERY SINGLE MONTH for about 30 years. Kosher? Don't tell me not to be a bitch about it, I'm upset, and I'm allowed to be.

HAIR COLOR? Depends on the light... sandy brown? sandy blonde? blah blah - anyone bored yet?

EYE COLOR? (broken record) depends on the light... blue... grey.. hazel... for real, my eyes are all those colors

SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? does anyone REALLY care? We have Damien: 8,666,666 years old, Lucifer: slightly older than Damien, touchy about giving out exact numbers, Satan: the big boy of the group and my idol

LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Honey (I got teary eyed at the end)

ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? ha ha ha, ho ho, hee hee - have we met?

SUMMER OR WINTER? spring and fall, deal with it

WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? well, I verbally assaulted several nuns before baking a cake. Then I posted several porn picture of myself and immediately cured world hunger after I was finished.

FAVORITE SMELLS? vanilla, cologne (all the fellas in the house, take note: women LOVE cologne - if you wear cologne, you'll likely get laid)

CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? do you think I would be single if I could?

WHAT INSPIRES YOU? energy

CAN YOU JUGGLE? Depends what you're asking me to juggle - nyuk nyuk

RED OR WHITE WINE? wine doesn't do it for me, so when I drink wine it mainly depends on which color goes with what I'm wearing

DONOR CARD? never

IF YOU COULD ONLY KEEP ONE OF YOUR SENSES, WHICH WOULD IT BE? sound

OPTIMIST OR PESSIMIST? depends who's judging me

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Is the sun shining?

FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? 'Hey you, get back in that closet' has a nice ring, no? Kidding. KIDDING!

HOW MANY DIFFERENT CITIES/TOWNS HAVE YOU LIVED IN? a lot... *scratches chin* um... 10 I think?

TOILET PAPER/PAPER TOWEL-OVER OR UNDER? -- OVER OVER OVER -- mutha fucka... never, ever put it under

MORNING PERSON, OR NIGHT OWL? all the little birdies and I are morning chicks, er, birds

Comments

Dood. Waaaaaaaaay to long. Summerize for me in 10 words otherwise I start to drift off and hey is that a bird outside my window when I get hungry I go to lunch, it's time for Wapner, definitely time for Wapner...

Posted by Steve on April 8, 2004 11:57 AM:

I think you have accomplished this today.

Say hello to your brothers next time you talk to them! I truly enjoyed our little get-together last weekend and your nephew is just a treat!

Posted by Keira on April 8, 2004 11:58 AM:

Ha ha ha.

Is that a flaming martini in your hand? I smell burning... hair?

Posted by sopheava on April 8, 2004 12:43 PM:

Ok, Ballet is not a sport, athletic maybe, but not a sport. I believe that you have to have a winner and a loser to be a sport otherwise being a construction worker would be a sport.

Take that to your little silver platter....freak.

Posted by paul on April 8, 2004 4:10 PM:

Dude, I used to be in competition all the time.

I have the photos, the scars, AND the trophies to prove it :-)

Posted by sopheava on April 8, 2004 6:31 PM: