Today's List 1: Substitute Disney

19 March 2004

Em posted this on her blog, thought I might as well post it myself too. Q/A time:

  1. Which Disney character do you most identify with? Why?

    Alice (from Wonderland). She should aptly be renamed Mags-in-Minneapolis. Everyday my world is a labyrinth of hoocha smoking misfits and fields of mushrooms (er, substitute coworkers for misfits, and assessments for mushrooms and then we're getting somewhere).

  2. Which Disney character do you date? Why?

    Well, I would definitely NOT date Aladdin. Cute, but young and whiney. Also not the sharpest tack in the world. The kid could sing though - gotta give him props for the voice. Same could be said for the prince in The Little Mermaid. I mean come on, SNAP OUT OF IT. What does she have to do, sign it out for you?! With a little help from Raph (who apparently knows MUCH more about Disney characters than I do) my new choice is Jon Smith. Go Jon.

  3. Which Disney character reminds you of your dad? Why?

    Cinderella's father. He doted on his daughter, took extreme care of her well-being and happiness, and lavished presents on her. He didn't have such good judgment in women, however, and that's where the story goes astray. My mom is the bomb diggity.

  4. Which Disney movie is most like your life? Why?

    Fantasia. An etheric mix of smokey colors and callibrating patterns. Completely non-sensical but beautifully musical and artistic. An array of sensory triggers.

  5. If you had to pick a favorite children's story and make it into a Disney movie, which would it be, what would you change/update, who would you cast, and why would you chose that one?

    Children's Story children's story children's story.... argh! I'm racking my brain to remember which one was my favorite. Actually, the Wizard of Oz and Annie were my favorites growing up so I'd have to pick one of those.
    Dorothy: Kirsten Dunst
    Scarecrow: Jim Carrey
    Tin Man: Johnny Depp
    Lion: Viggo Mortenson
    Wizard: Anthony Hopkins
    Toto: Jack Russell
    Witch: Monica Belluci

Comments

Ha! Blog stealer! Just playing- I get so many good ideas from you - in fact, I think that BLOG was inspired by your Sleeping Beauty entry below- what do you think of that?!!??!

Posted by emsheb on March 20, 2004 10:52 AM: