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Weather update for the greater Minneapolis area (like any of you really care)...

Glare ice Thursday morning. In case of slipping on your ass-mergency, grab on tight to your *roommate and don't let go. Roommate will in-turn read balancing instructions on side of package: Step 1) position self in large crowd and proceed to Step 2 - embarrassment; Step 2) flare arms, yelp like a chihuahua, and violently kick feet in every direction before falling on bootie. Step 2 must be performed on a curb so all of traffic lined up in rush hour can be part of the group love.

R.A.I.N.ing in February -- Thursday afternoon and evening. Make sure you park your car outside so that when ice skating to your car Friday morning, everything will be frozen over. Gives your car that nice clean 'waxed' look. Very popular this time of year. I hear everyone is doing it.

So..... my superhero, crime fighting, weather intimidating alterego: (that's right, I'm a bad-ass)

Raphael might kill me cuz I didn't ask his permission first, but I think his superhero is the bomb diggity (gotta love the bling-bling): Corpo.

Corpo's backstory: As a young child, Corpo saw his stock broker father leap from a 40th story window after he was fired by a corrupt executive, "Exectron." Corpo has dedicated his life to stopping white collar crime and avenging his father by defeating his nemesis, Exectron!

"Watch out Exectron! Corpo is coming for your ASSets!"

PS,
There's 3 very stubborn tree's on the greenway who refuse to drop their leaves. No shit. On the corner of Nicollet and 12th, across the street from the church. I'm going to take a picture soon if I can remember - I take my hat off to their stubbornation.

PPS, if any of you follow the superhero link and create your own, copy and paste the code in to the comments. I'm DYING to see all your superheroes!!!! Yay!