She is now pop's newest music-loving slave. Yup. I will not go in to the intricate complexities that made me buy Kylie Minogue's newest album a few months ago... however, Em is now (as Britney would shimmy) a slave for the music. Interestingly enough, I've also found that another friend of mine, D (a male friend) is also a pop-diva-loving-fiend. I mean, what the ??? Here's a typical conversation:
Me: Dang, Christina Aguilera can SING! I've listened to her Stripped album so many times I've nearly worn out my MP3s.
D: Tell me about it. She sings with such passion, such intensity, such range. She's a real credit to the music scene.
Me: Plus she's pretty hot too. Right?
D: I guess. I mean, her lyrics are so real - straight from the heart and soul.
Me: Right right. Lyrics. I'm sure that's all you're interested in.
D: Whatever. And let's talk about Britney Spears for a second - isn't her latest album delishious?
Me: Apparently you saw her last video and found something *wink wink* 'delishious'.
D: God Margaret, you're so narrow minded. She's really breaking out of the mold she was put in to and starting to find her footing. Her music is pushing the limits!
Me: So.... you ARE a man, aren't you? I'm confused.
D: Have heard Kylie's last song? It makes me want to dance like in college. She really knows how to work up a crowd.
Me: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Work up a crowd. Is there a hidden camera somewhere?
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Yeah, you've got your R&B roommate and a MAN addicted to pop. You are a drug like no other Miss Andrews. Steve, I think we're going to need the patch for this one.
Hello, my Name is Keira, and I'm a Britney-holic. M-Dogg is my Pop-Pimp, yet I still hold myself accountable for my dancing around in underroos actions. I apologize to my friends, my family, and all others who have been hurt by my addiction.
...Sho-taaaay.. She thank she fiiiine.. She blo yo miiind...
...So get on the flo and shake that ass!!!
Shot out to my BA sponsor -- You're off the chaaaaaain :P
... I’m still attending meetings regularly.
OMG OMG, I'm a dealer and a madame. I need a cool madame name.... how about "Madame Eva Melodic." Not to be confused with my DJ name, "DJ mDogg."
Queer eye for the strait guy ring a bell?