Random musing for today...
One of *the* funniest things in the world has got to be what I will call "Random Bird Poopation." Yup. I can safely say, as I knock on wood with both hands, it has never happened to me. However, on numerous occasions I have borne witness to these random acts of hilarity. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank birds everywhere for providing me such merriment.
Just thinking about it makes me giggle. The look on the lucky recipient's face as they stand there for a mere moment silently uttering, "Damn. A bird just shit on me." I can barely even stand the beauty of it. Ha ha ha, ho ho, hee hee heeee.
So sorry for the diversion. It's hump day :).