Beauty of being single

12 February 2004

Thursdays are good. Not as good as Friday's but they're good in their own, just a few hours from being Friday, way.

Today is the first day of my design class. To be honest I'm nervous, and I'm also hesitant that it will not at all be what I expected. I have a feeling it will explore more of the marketing materials side of graphic design whereas my interest and strength is on the software, digital, online side of things. At the end of the day I'm sure I will learn some valuable information. If nothing else, I would like to ask the gods to provide some eye-candy to make things interesting. One tall order of sandy blonde, built, and intelligent coming up!

Whatever. I'm single. I can say stuff like that ;-).

Top 5 reasons to be single:


  1. My bathroom stays clean and tidy (this includes: no hair on the countertops; toilet seat always in the down position; and neatly mopped floor gleans everytime I poke my head in)

  2. Oogling at men everywhere. Of course, this point would prove much more effective if A) I walked around with my glasses on 100% of the time and B) I could find out where the 'men' actually are

  3. Indulging in Margaret time

  4. I don't have to watch my mental filter. Believe me, this is a MAJOR point. If anyone knew how much I really hold my tongue they would call me Bitchy McBitches-a-lot. They might also make me president since my logic is hypnotic.

  5. I don't have to listen to men all day - the only thing I hear is the beauty of my own voice (usually in my head) and pop-music as often as I like. I've dated one too many Sex Pistols-a-holics. Sorry. They're just not my bag. Baby.