Let's play a game ("Give yourself a shake and turn around...")!
First, imagine yourself covered in soft bunny furrrrr. Second, imagine yourself lying down in a (on a scale of 1-10) comfortable position #11 on your back. Third, imagine being able to do your job all day from this position. Your very existence mattering only be comfortable, and by pure luck you're able to do your job at the same time. Fourth, you're incredibly gorgeous. So gorgeous in fact that if you were to be sold at a store it would be a respectable establishment, something along the lines of Ralph Lauren or Ikea - functional yet brilliant. You'd also be featured in magazines.
Wondering what you might be yet? Click here to find out.
(For the curious, huddle in close as the following keywords pertain to the answer: Shea, Chicago, she thought I needed some color, she also thinks she's cute - which of course she is and that's why I love her so much).
Comments
For Shea for when she reads this - your a twit! If you wanted colour couldn't you have got something that might have at least blinded the lass in the process with its bedazzling nature? I mean, hot pink? How utterly bland. Before you get around to a written smack though, I like it! Its bound to clash with all the colour schemes in the world! - Keep well - the pair of you - Ben