100 things

1. I once ate fish-food. I was also 6 at the time.
2. The smell of kitten.... I can't get enough.
3. I can't c-c.c....commit to owning a kitten.
4. Apparently I CAN commit to this stupid list.
5. I know all the lyrics to Christina Aguilera's Stripped album.
6. I also know all the harmony.
7. I was a cheerleader in high school. GOOOOOOOO HAWKS!
8. Green olives make me want to vomit, but pepper-cinis = yummy.
9. Undercurrent = favorite martini (sans olive).
10. When I took karate lessons in middle school, I accidentally kicked a boy under the belt and started crying. He cried too.
11. Chipotle chips + guacamole is my favorite type of chips and, er... guacamole.
12. One time in college, I went on a date with one guy, only to end it with another.
13. I once went to high school with 5 dress code violations just to prove the point that I could get away with it. And I did :).
14. I have a music fetish.
15. I also have a fetish about not allowing anyone on my computer.
16. The last book I read was a children's book.
17. I french kissed 2 french guys in one night (this item should be on every girl's list).
18. I'm down with OPP.
19. I used to think Freddy Krueger stalked me from behind the neighbor's house.
20. One time, a mentally retarded girl living at the agape house down the street chased Shea and me all the way home.
21. In grade school, "Ghosts In The Graveyard" was my favorite game to play with the neighbors.
22. Close 2nd was "water-balloons".
23. I once coded a program to interface with my MP3 database. Picasso would have been proud. So would nerds everywhere.
24. I'm incredibly stubborn. Often do things just to prove a point.
25. I fold my underwear.
26. I'm obsessed with black, organic tea.
27. Brie was invented just for me. Like manna from heaven.
28. Everything I know about computers has been self taught. Graphics and design included (would like to thank PrintShop circa 1985).
29. My first acting role was in the first grade. I was Door #3 to the "3 Little Pigs".
30. I look fantastic in hats. No really, I'm like the mutant who couldn't look terrible in hats, in, er, that one movie. Yeah.
31. I'm a hopeless romantic, ergo, true love. The Dread Pirate Roberts will agree with me.
32. I used to think that the chorus to the song "Elvira" was actually the phrase "Aunt Myra", written of course about my aunt Myra.
33. If you google my name, you'll only find entries about dead people.
34. I have a twin sister. Keira and I were separated at birth. We're still trying to work out the whole 2 year age difference/skin color quandry.
35. I can't decide whether my name is 2 or 3 syllables.
36. I once worked a job picking up doggie doo-doo.
37. My first pet was a goldfish when I was 6. I named her Elizabeth (my middle name) because I couldn't think of anything else.
38. Shea and I tried to break in to the announcer's booth at FVL with bobby-pins. It worked.
39. Shea and I also broke in to the neighbor's house. Luckily they had already moved out.
40. Oh, and we once broke in to her old house once by shoving each other through the bathroom window.
41. All my ex-boyfriends have been foreign. Every. Single. One.
42. I used to spy on my brother and his girlfriend.
43. Shea and I drank Diet Coke as kids for a natural high.
44. Later, we graduated to whipitz.
45. I believe I'm from another planet.
46. I used to stuff tennis balls in my shirt when I was a kid, just to see what they would look like.
47. My heritage is Scots, Welsh, German, and French.
48. I once went to New Orleans with Keira. There are some lucky Texans with the pictures to prove it.
49. School bored me so much I stopped bothering. Then I stopped bothering to go.
50. On my 16th birthday, I took my driver's test (sick) and got a perfect score.
51. When I QA something, I start at the end rather than the beginning.
52. I want to move back overseas to learn more languages.
53. When looking at text, I can tell the difference between Chinese, Korean, and Japanese characters.
54. I once got a bar tab comp'd for my group of friends. It was in the $hundreds$.
55. I believe nothing is an accident.
56. Someday I want to be a faerie princess.
57. I clip my nails weekly. If they get longer than the tips of my fingers they're lopped.
58. I say "bubbler".
59. Soda is soda motherfucker. NOT pop.
60. When my mom was pregnant, the doctor thought I was twins cuz I was so huge.
61. I was born at 10 lbs. 4 oz.
62. In college, I regularly drove one block down the (giganto, booty kicking) hill to get to class. Fuck if I was going to walk it.
63. I walk 25 minutes to work everyday. Even in 0 degree weather.
64. My two front teeth are cemented together with a metal bar.
65. I can stay up all night playing video games. Mario Kart, Theme Hospital, No One Lives Forever 2. I am their bitch.
66. I'm certain mid-western girls don't have rip cords.
67. I'm a fantastic cook.
68. I'm also fantastic at ordering food in.
69. When I was a kid, I went to "Care Bear" camp.
70. I used to get so sunburnt as a kid I couldn't move.
71. One of my favorite things that I don't get to do anymore is spend a summer day at the lake. Quiet. Secluded. Water.
72. The Plymouth A&W still serves my favorite cheeseburgers.
73. I still know how to do "Cats in the Cradle".
74. One of my eyes wanders to the side.
75. I want to live by the sea.
76. I have a friend who got arrested in a french maid outfit.
77. I used to "cruise" the ave in high school.
78. Shea made me laugh so hard once I pee'd on myself.
79. There's a video tape to prove it.
80. I love living downtown so much, that it rates only second to living downtown in Europe.
81. I had a crush on Tim Marsho in grade school, so I played him the Grease soundtrack. On LP.
82. I was such a good dancer, that the only way they could keep me from getting bored (see #49) was to make me a teacher. I was 13.
83. I taught ballet, acrobatics, tap, jazz, and hula.
84. I used to perform hula dancing all over my hometown for special events. Grass skirt, coconuts, and all.
85. Barbie was my favorite past-time growing up.
86. If I miss out on shrimp and lobster on New Year's Eve, I feel like the apocalypse is near.
87. When I was a kindergarten-er, my self portrait had a big ass.
88. In the first grade, I used to get chased by all the boys at recess.
89. I can't handle pigtails on myself.
90. I used to play the piano, flute, clarinet, saxaphone, tenor saxaphone, and the guitar. Now I play Winamp.
91. I love being held.
92. I also love happy surprises!
93. I used to spend hours upon hours swimming in Crystal Lake.
94. My roommate thinks I'm psycho.
95. She also thinks I'm pretty.
96. I once met boys at 1 in the morning by shouting across the lake with Shea. They showed up 20 minutes later in a canoe. They were gorgeous.
97. Pop music is one of my worst habits. I can't get enough!
98. I have boring hobbies like reading, writing, and drawering. All that active shit make me want to take a nap.
99. One year for Christmas, I gave my grandfather a fly swatter (I was also 4).
100. I believe good things are going to happen to me.