Why won't men listen?
So I have this friend S, who insists he will wear a black turtleneck out tomorrow evening for New Year's. Granted, turtlenecks on men have their time and place but not on New Year's! He has a much nicer looking black button up shirt with an edge of trendy and style just perfect for picking up chicks. They'll be loving it (I already told him all this, but publically displaying my opinions may help the case).
E has her outfit picked out for the evening too. I, on the other hand, have no strong opinions on what to wear and can barely find room for the vague idea. Dress? Skirt? Pants? Looking for a little feedback here from the mass...
Idea #1) knee length black skirt with slits up the sides, form fitting. With form fitting top that only has one sleeve so as to show off my beautiful clavicularness! Topped off with a pair of black heels covering my toes (remember kids, I'm walking tomorrow night and it has been snowing here).
Idea #2) completely ridiculous red tube dress with barely visible black streaks and huge slits on the side showing waayyyy too much leg. This downside of this getup is that I don't have the body I once did. I really should be a couple sizes smaller to wear it.
Idea #3) Low riding black pants perfect for showing off my little waist and not so little hips. Topped off with a pair of black heels and a sexy back-baring top (either red, black, or peach). The classic going-out outfit.
Idea #4) Black tube dress I bought for my birthday. Barely knee length, shows off clavicular perfection, and has huge slit up one side only. It also has a red slip underneath that JUST peaks out the bottom. Downside is that this is the last dress I wore and I generally don't like to wear the same dress out twice in a row eventhough I'm the only one who knows that. Er, until just this moment! Dangit! Second downside is I'd have to wear sandal high heels. It's cold out there!
Need a little feedback from the masses now. Please feel free to add additional idea with the knowledge you will most likely be promptly ignored :P.
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My vote is for #3. Classic, sexy going out outfit. As long as it's sexy and we can pick up guys/girls depending on our personal preferences. Remember the sexier the better ;)
Yeah yeah, there will be sexiness going on no matter which outfit I choose. Maybe I should have clarified in the original post that it's 3 old friends celebrating New Year's together (2 women, 1 man) and we're all single! Not so often that we're all single at the same time. Maybe cameras shouldn't be allowed out?
Ohhhh no. Cameras will most certainly be there. Digital ones. With massive amounts of memory. And high speed connections. Massive storage space on the server...hehehe
That's why I will be on the taking end, and not on the 'taken' end. So I can post lots of pics on my massively huge webserver - none of which are of me :). Go me, go me!
No No No! Idea #4. If you wear pants on New Years I will have to kick your ass - I don't care how fucking cold it is!
Love Em